My Politician Christmas Card Game
When I get Christmas cards from politicos, here's the game I play. The cards usually honor the birth of the Saviour by showing pictures of the politician's family and pets - all grinning sappily and uncomfortably in front of some fake scene that seemed appropriate. Anyway, I open these up and try to figure out the following:
1. Is the wife a drunk or pill popper?
2. Which daughter will put out?
3. If and/or which son is the gay one?
4. Which son-in-law is the loser son-in-law?
5. Finally, can we find something embarrassing in the background? - I once spotted on an elegant bookshelf in a Rep's background 10+ Jackie Collins novels.
I then have my wife do the same and we compare our answers.
Last night was the card of a Kentucky Congressman - a nice tri-fold affair.
I can't wait for the next one.
Stay You.
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1. Is the wife a drunk or pill popper?
2. Which daughter will put out?
3. If and/or which son is the gay one?
4. Which son-in-law is the loser son-in-law?
5. Finally, can we find something embarrassing in the background? - I once spotted on an elegant bookshelf in a Rep's background 10+ Jackie Collins novels.
I then have my wife do the same and we compare our answers.
Last night was the card of a Kentucky Congressman - a nice tri-fold affair.
I can't wait for the next one.
Stay You.
Back to The Pure Investor
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